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Women are constantly being told what to do. It's time someone explained in simple, practical, fun terms what not to do.

"Whether wine is a nourishment, medicine or poison is a matter of dosage."—Paracelsus For the wine lover on your list, this clever collection entertains and reminds us that it's al

Did you suddenly wake up and realize you are old? How did this happen? Where did all your youthful health, energy and beauty go? And what can you do to recapture it and revitalize your life?

Men at Work showcases dozens of original full-color photos based on the popular websites There, I Fixed It and FAIL Blog, two of the most trafficked Cheezburger sites.

Who’s fault is it when a man crashes into a table, tearing several ligaments and suffering a severed tendon while attempting in vain to improve his base-stealing technique in his den?

"If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." —Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh!

"Cry over spilt milk. Remind them to always look happy in front of your friends. Nervously suggest they shouldn't go into the basement after dark and don't explain why.

Move over Rachael Ray.

Graham Taylor was sitting in his kitchen one morning, contemplating the universe over a bowl of cold cereal, when he noticed a squirrel outside the window — the same squirrel he'd seen countle

Pigs have a bad rep. They're often pictured as exactly the opposite of what a girl wants to be. But Bob Elsdale is here to prove piggy prejudice is all wrong.

It's been said politics makes for strange bedfellows. In this case, those fellows just happen to be furry.

"Ziggy must be part of me, because he feels as if he's been with me all my life." —Tom Wilson No matter where you are, no matter what's going on in your life, Ziggy has been t

Inside Jane's Guide to Dicks (and Toms and Harrys), bestselling humorists Ross and Kathyrn Petras offer tongue-in-cheek lessons to help your average Jane suss out all the Dicks (and Toms and H

An alluring mix of humor, bravery, cynicism, and compassion." — London Daily Telegraph It's the stuff of Grey's Anatomy, House and E.R.

A crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt.